It hadn’t seemed like a really big thing to North when he suggested it, they had some days off and he knew there was a decent summer fair at one of the nearby planets, asking Wash if he wanted to go spend the day there really didn’t seem like a big deal. But the bright, excited eyes and that incredibly wide grin, yeah, apparently it was a bigger suggestion than he thought.
I cannot be held responsible for this.
Title: Unintentional Sender
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG-13, perhaps slightly higher for genitalia talk
Word Count: 852
Characters: Sarge, Wash, Donut, Grif
Summary: Someone’s been faxing disturbing things to the Blues.
Were it any other Blue, Sarge would’ve kept them waiting for about an hour before deciding to hear what they had to say, simply because a) they might get bored and leave before he had to listen to their dirty Blue talk, and b) they were too cowardly to go into the base and demand to be heard. Unfortunately, their Freelancer guy was neither cowardly nor patient and there was no way in hell Sarge would let even a partial Blue like him violate the sanctity that was Red Base. So Sarge stood by the man cannon and shouted down, “Whaddya want, Bluelancer?”
By now, Wash had gotten so desensitized to the plethora of blue-related insults that he no longer gave them pause. “We want you to stop faxing us!”
“Faxing us! Stop it!”
Sarge pondered that for a moment. “What in Sam Hell are you talking about?” He didn’t even remember seeing a fax machine in Red Base, let alone knowing what the number to the Blues’ was.
Wash frowned when he couldn’t easily find North. Usually by this hour the man was either in his room or in a hall near it, but he had wandered around the whole section of the ship near the rooms and couldn’t find him. He checked the locker rooms, South’s room, even the messhall in case North was getting a late snack or something. And still. Nothing.
the-red-sheep asked you:
Can I ask for a thing? I’m gonna ask for it. “Imagine person A of your OTP being captured, and person B restrained and unable to get to them as they’re killed. Person B is shouting and crying, but to no avail.” Could I get this with Wash/CT? Maybe the Director holds a public execution of her to show what happens to those who betray the project or something. *Prepares for the feels*
Well, seeing as military-maverick did that for South/CT(it’s right here, you should read it) I decided to go a different route. Used Josh for the insurrectionist leader because that’s what I see used most often.
“No, let him go, he doesn’t know anything,” CT screamed, fighting against the two insurrectionists holding her back.